This is how I see myself being a mom.

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I wanted to show you all my I don’t give a fuck it’s humid outfit.
I can’t take myself seriously when I take videos of my self. That’s why I only lurk vine and never make videos.

Tags: me

Anonymous said: You're fucking pathetic. A real sad sack of shit. The fact that you found a woman willing to fuck you, much less marry you, is fucking astounding. You look like a real poser too. Please die.

johnnysixpack:

Oh, I love it when my fans talk dirty to me. I love you too, sweetheart.

Wtf lol.
Actually he’s pretty easy to love and he’s a great fuck so…

The poser thing tho? Posing for what ? Not giving an epic fuck ? Can you call someone who’s nearly 30 a poser?
I’m confused haha.

Tags: my husband

It was the natural order of things… all things must die.

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I want/need

I want a strap on.
And a girl to ride it.

Tags: me

homotography:

August by Amer Mohamad

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trevaa:

thatonebl0nde:

I laughed so fucking hard


Hahahahah

trevaa:

thatonebl0nde:

I laughed so fucking hard

Hahahahah

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parliamentrook:

mythicarticulations:

Who’s a good boy? You’re a good boy!
Who devours the flesh of mortals? You devour the flesh of mortals!

Poseable “Cerberus in a Can” now available in our Etsy shop.

good product, good design and packaging, great photos, A+++

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